| "why do you have a safety harness and i don't?" |
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| "step aside God, as i upset the very balance of creation!" "sooo... your illegal bootleg operation sells quality merchandize,
while your legal storefront sells dangerous crap?" |
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| "i dub thee, sir phobes! Knight of mars! beater of ass!" |
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| "if a new empire is to rise, it must be forged in the crucible of war, tempered in strife, and quenched in blood" "Time is an abstract concept created by man to monitor his ongoing decay!" |
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| “Dear Ex,
Would you say you've seen everything?”
-Questioner in Quebec-
Dear Questioner,
No. There are still two (and only two) things in this world that I have not seen: 1) A lesbian wrestling a grizzly bear in a tub of Jell-o suspended from a hot-air balloon, and 2) A good Pauly Shore movie. |
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